COMARE Mark II Comb with Stainless Steel Lift (CCP102)

I love this comb!!! I ordered it because i needed something cheap to reach my limit and always need a teasing comb. The small teeth made on the larger teeth make an awsome poof and the long steel teeth on the end make it easy to lift the low sections without messing up the rest of your poof

...but in an ironic way, not in an "it'll-tease-your-hair" way.
I bought this comb specifically for teasing. Why? I don't know, I guess in a wild hairstyling romp I decided to abandon the pursuit of healthy hair and wanted to go for something a little more rock and roll, or even casual chic, a la Blake Lively ponytail. This comb did literally nothing. I'd like to think it's because my hair is just so soft and smooth, but I think it's because the comb sucks at teasing. Oh well, it'll work just fine as a regular...comb...